Yes or No?

Old meme kinda post. Still funny.

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends?— no. I don’t do FB.
Been arrested? — no. Wait. Define arrested.
Kissed someone you didn’t like? — no
Slept in until 5 PM? — yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? — yes. both.
Held a snake? — no.
Ran a red light? — no. I don’t have a driving license.
Been suspended from school? — nooooot exactly.
Experienced love at first sight? — yes
Totaled your car in an accident? — no. I don’t have a driving license.
Been fired from a job? — no. but that was a close one.
Fired somebody? — yes. plenty.
Sang karaoke? — yes. alas.
Pointed a gun at someone? — no. well, yes, but it was loaded with blanks.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? — yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — I suppose.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — yes. twice.
Seen someone die? — no
Played spin-the-bottle? — no. any bottle that reaches my hands stays there.
Sang in the shower? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — no
Sat on a rooftop? — yes. I live in HK remember?
Taken pictures of yourself nekkid? — no
Smuggled something into another country? — yes! more than once.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — no!
Broken a bone? — no, not one of mines anyways.
Skipped school? — yes!
Eaten a bug? — no. hmmm. wait…. no.
Sleepwalked? — no
Walked a moonlit beach? — yes
Rode a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — no
Lied to avoid a ticket? — yes
Ridden on a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — yes. every week.
Blacked out from drinking? — yes!!!
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — what’s a home run?
Felt like killing someone? — yes
Cross-dressed? — no
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — yes
Eaten snake? — no. not knowingly anyway.
Marched/Protested? — yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — yes
Puked on amusement ride? — no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — no
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — no
Been on TV? — no
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — no
Gave someone stitches? — yes
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — yes
Ridden a surfboard? — no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — yes
Streaked? — no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? — yes
Tripped on mushrooms? — no
Passed out when not drinking? — yes
Peed on a bush? — yes
Donated Blood? — no
Grabbed electric fence? — yes
Eaten alligator meat? — yes
Eaten cheesecake? — yes
Eaten your kids’ Halloween candy? — no
Killed an animal when not hunting? — yes
Peed your pants in public? — no
Snuck into a movie without paying? — no
Written graffiti? — yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? — no
Think about the future? — no
Been in handcuffs? — no
Believe in love? — yes

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2 responses to “Yes or No?

  1. We have a lot in common. You’re lucky that you don’t have to answer “Yes” to the first one…I hate it when guys I have kissed show up in my news feed. The automatic flinch follows a click to see what they’re up to (with a dash of self-loathing…)

  2. Hehehe. The solution is easy: close your FB account… 🙂 Then again, as a French, with Spanish roots, kissing is a very natural thing to do, and we would have to refine “kiss” – if I had a Facebook account (or if we replaced Facebook with Twitter) then the answer would be yes…

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